Poor little Grumpy Bum. She's gone and hurt her leg on the razor wire at the side of the house, and is in isolation yet again. And that damn leg just won't stop twitching! Take a step - twitch. Get picked up (indignity!) - twitch. Be placed on the ground again - twitchtwitchtwitchtwitchaaaarrrrggghhh!
Fortunately her face is perfect for a pissed-off expression - it's the black stripe down the side of her nose, which gives her a permanent frown. And the 'tude, of course. There's a reason she's called Grumpy Bum, you know.
It's embarrassing, is what it is. The terror of the household, laid low by a stupid paw.Of course, this would not be a problem, Miss Bum, if you didn't wander around the razor wire as though it were your friend. Perhaps slicing off a pad wasn't the brightest idea you've ever had. Just a thought.