"The world belongs however, to those can who look at the glass and say: "What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was bigger!"
- Terry Pratchett, The Truth'
Monday, 16 March 2009
Two goldfish get on a bus. One turns to the other and says, "which way to the processor?"